National Homebrew Club Ireland

To follow on sorcerers apprentice idea share you mad or dangerous brewing ideas so that Smithwicks have some material for their next ad.

I brewed with unearthed kegs for a least 10 brews, isn't that what rcds are for?

Sure I love Smithwicks, they make great keggles

they know where you live

We should make a video regarding how we brew...from grain to glass and every step along the way...
With special emphasis on packaging, we would have timely flashes of people buying the new "crafty" bottles of smithwicks And then pouring the contents down the drain before bottling😜😜

We should do it like the Pepsi challenge. One bottle is delicious homebrew, the other Smithwicks. We know which one will get picked :)

How about a moovie, The scene starts with a worried boardroom then a quick clip of a revenue man reading and smiling,next the headbrewer being told by a junior brewer something and he acting shocked and saying loadly "what do mean its really good". Clip then moves on to scene of a young brewer flanked by security and being marched to the boardroom and entering it. Tune in for part 2

I thought you were going the route of Hitler's bunker...
' what do you mean  homebrew is better than the stuff we make?...'

Sent from my Samsung Note Sev... Fire! Fire!

Part 2
A young man who resembles the the young brewer is seen leaving the boardroom and as he steps out of the door the camera shot shows board members all talking loudly at each other,the young brewer allows a smirk creep over his mouth. The revenue man is in the brewery managers office and is relaxed and smiling as he says to the vexed manager," tax is tax and it must be paid". Next scene has the young brewer sitting in a pub with friends and one is asking him "so did you do then", he just looks at him and smiles. Time moves on and social media starts clattering about this great new beer and that it should be put forward for the international beer awards but there is no comment from the brewery. After a surge of interest stocks of the beer are all  consumed and now the social media want to know what happened to the great new beer. tune in for part 3

Part 3
The beer is entered into the international beer awards and wins first prize. The  brewery European headquarters sends the Chairman over to congratulate the local board of management and so also congratulate the head brewer. "We must brew this beer as standard now and export it all over the world" he says. Panic is now seen on the  boardroom members faces when you hear the headbrewer saying "but you told me to get rid of him".

Part 4
There is an attempt to locate this young brewer but he was employed under a false name and his former address does not even know him. The brewday records of that day cannot be found so they cannot reproduce what he did. In marsh the following year a young brewer has entered the NHC nationals with a cracking beer that wins the B.O.S. When asked about his recipe he said he took a recipe he found and changed the pounds quantities to Kilo's and it worked.

That Brewer currently brews for a micro in Wicklow

I know I am being a bit of a hater here, its just for laughs.

Man walks into an off licence to get a growler,
he approaches the filling station but finds that all the growlers are gone.
He turns to leave the shop, disappointment on his face, when out of the corner of his eye he spots a large bottle of Smithwicks standing out among the bottles of "Craft beer".
He purchases the item, big smile on his face, he leaves the offie sits down and opens the bottle, pauses, then pours it out.  He sizes up the bottle, proudly, bigger smile on his face.
He returns to the shop and fills the bottle from the growler station
Cut to the slogan
Smithwicks, sure if your stuck.... Or, Smithwicks we salute you!!!

Quote from: darren996 on October 28, 2016, 11:07:33 AM
I know I am being a bit of a hater here, its just for laughs.

Man walks into an off licence to get a growler,
he approaches the filling station but finds that all the growlers are gone.
He turns to leave the shop, disappointment on his face, when out of the corner of his eye he spots a large bottle of Smithwicks standing out among the bottles of "Craft beer".
He purchases the item, big smile on his face, he leaves the offie sits down and opens the bottle, pauses, then pours it out.  He sizes up the bottle, proudly, bigger smile on his face.
He returns to the shop and fills the bottle from the growler station
Cut to the slogan
Smithwicks, sure if your stuck.... Or, Smithwicks we salute you!!!

Well done sir, well done!