Organic Water,I kid you not. The level of bullshit we can take as humans never ceases to amaze me. Keep a straight face and do a clear presentation and I am sure we could convince people to buy back their own shit. :o
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/07/13/137796144/organic-water-a-new-marketing-wave
http://www.treehugger.com/corporate-responsibility/are-you-kidding-us-safeway.html
http://www.highland-spring.com/our-water/about-us/
I tried that organic water once, ah yeah it was called petrol, horrible stuff burned my tongue and made me a bit high.