National Homebrew Club Ireland

General Discussions => Chit Chat => Topic started by: Damo on November 03, 2013, 08:25:51 PM

Title: Check out ross
Post by: Damo on November 03, 2013, 08:25:51 PM
Check out Ross O'Carroll Kelly in todays Irish Times.com


http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/it-s-lovely-to-think-there-are-still-people-out-there-who-remember-how-good-i-could-have-been-1.1580857

The B'stard's havin a go at us! and to make things worse he's slagging off bray again. ;D
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: JimmyM on November 04, 2013, 11:58:56 AM
Haha that was gas!
Very apt.

ps: I heard a youngfella the other day referring to a pair of fake beats headphones as "bray beats" :P
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Ciderhead on November 04, 2013, 02:19:48 PM
Far from artisan bread the quinnsboro road is these days, now investing in batter buurrgers dere is a different story
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: JimmyM on November 04, 2013, 03:07:13 PM
My fav bit is
"This is a focking shakedown"
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Ciderhead on November 04, 2013, 03:12:42 PM
@jimmym speaking of batter burgers you around Thursday night?
that rat burger we bought at 1 in the morning was cooked the day before and even in my state of inebriation, I couldn't put it in my mouth a second time and got a real shock the next day ;)
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: irish_goat on November 04, 2013, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: Il Tubo on November 04, 2013, 03:10:37 PM
What is it about Brayjing? Are there a lot of people from Beijing in Bray? Or is there some other reason?

I think it's just a play on words and a joke about Bray being a kip.
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Ciderhead on November 04, 2013, 03:51:36 PM
Says the man from... :P

We have known for thousands of years that Chinese people are very intelligent and wise and culturally are light years ahead of the rest of the world.

In their wisdom a disproportionate number have chosen, quite rightly and for obvious reasons, Bray as their home, who could blame them!

There are racists out there including Ross who accordingly in ignorance have named the town Brayjing.

The Chinese community have a better work ethic and family unit than any of the rest of us and their ability to speak Irish is to be commended but whats with all the green hogging throat clearing and spitting on the street, even the girls!  Jesus..   

Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: irish_goat on November 04, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
Quote from: CH on November 04, 2013, 03:51:36 PM
culturally are light years ahead of the rest of the world

How come Beijing has never been City of Culture then eh?

Derry 1
Beijing 0

:P

Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Shanna on November 04, 2013, 09:01:32 PM
Quote from: irish_goat on November 04, 2013, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: Il Tubo on November 04, 2013, 03:10:37 PM
What is it about Brayjing? Are there a lot of people from Beijing in Bray? Or is there some other reason?

I think it's just a play on words and a joke about Bray being a kip.

I can understand the frustration with this. Being from Limerick and having to put up with all the shite about stab City.  Reminds me of the quote "knife for show knife for pro. ". Somebody at work (from the north side) I know mentioned that Bray is also known as "Brayruit"

Shanna
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Ciderhead on November 04, 2013, 10:17:50 PM
Jesus just make us out to be the Ghetto why don't ya, feck off we only have one prevalent minority in our Town, next you'll be calling us Bombray or Mumbray to be correct :P
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Shanna on November 04, 2013, 10:29:20 PM
Quote from: CH on November 04, 2013, 10:17:50 PM
Jesus just make us out to be the Ghetto why don't ya, feck off we only have one prevalent minority in our Town, next you'll be calling us Bombray or Mumbray to be correct :P

Dare I say the reference to "Brayruit" was an indirect reference to it being rough/dangerous rather than references to minorities.

Shanna
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: Damo on November 04, 2013, 10:42:17 PM
Ha!

I haven't heard Brayruit in a very long time.

Ive also heard people referring to the albert walk (small pedestrian walk way from dort station to the beach) as china town :D

CH. Be careful that sh*t sticks ;D

Edit: Just noticed your avatar.....
Title: Re: Check out ross
Post by: JimmyM on November 05, 2013, 09:32:08 AM
Listen lads its just an easy target because of it phonetical attributes .... I come from a lovely little place called tallaght which has become twinned with a lovely sunng big place in called California - I rest my case.

Quote from: CH on November 04, 2013, 03:12:42 PM
@jimmym speaking of batter burgers you around Thursday night?
that rat burger we bought at 1 in the morning was cooked the day before and even in my state of inebriation, I couldn't put it in my mouth a second time and got a real shock the next day ;)

Cant make it I'm away in germany wed/thurs for work - ill be back thurs night but not til late - Im actually booked on the greystones aircoach, so if its back in time ill stay on it til bray-tislava and drop in - not likely though - flight doesnt land til after 10.