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Title: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Nailer on November 14, 2013, 11:12:42 AM
Hey All,

Just bought my first home brew kit and have it bubbling away downstairs as I type.

Complete beginner, but one of my friends has been pointing me in the right direction.

Starting off with a Coopers Canadian blonde, and hope to work it up from there.

Glad I found this place, as I've already made a few newbie mistakes...  :-[

N.
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 11:58:48 AM
Welcome Nailer!
We all make mistakes every now and then. Ask the midget escort i buried met in vegas!
And why do we fall, master Nailer? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!
Now you're one of us, and we'll pick you up too  :)and cop a cheap feel on the way up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Garry on November 14, 2013, 12:26:29 PM
Jayuz Eoin, where do you find that shíte! If someone came into the office while I was watching that, I'd probably switch over to porn. It would be easier to explain  :P

Anyway Nailer, we accept you - one of us  :P
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 12:28:05 PM
Yeah, that might have been a bit much for what started off as a simple 'hello'
Just weeding out the unsuitables, y'know?
Best to rip the bandage than peel it slowly and pick at the scab.
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 12:39:26 PM
The internet's a wonderful place ;D
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: delzep on November 14, 2013, 12:39:47 PM
It's from a film called Freaks
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Bazza on November 14, 2013, 01:56:11 PM
Quote from: delzep on November 14, 2013, 12:39:47 PM
It's from a film called Freaks

Glad you cleared that one up. I though it was cctv of Communion in Ballygawley chapel.

-Barry
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 01:58:44 PM
Sounds like my kinda church!
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
It's way too sedate, and there's no pole or alter.
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Ciderhead on November 14, 2013, 02:33:44 PM
Nailer you will also start to realise that some of the posters on here walk that very thin line between absolute genius and absolute nutcase.


Sent from 1 of 300,000,000
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 02:35:21 PM
Self reference will get you nowhere CH!
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Garry on November 14, 2013, 02:42:29 PM
I think we've scared him off? What part of the world are you in Nailer?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PyAaK20GzDw/TDz1G_hnWmI/AAAAAAAACnM/EDbLMPA23co/s400/Nail+Cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Ciderhead on November 14, 2013, 02:42:41 PM
:)


Sent from 1 of 300,000,000
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Bazza on November 14, 2013, 02:58:10 PM
(http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/image-pool/scale/618/618/bbb450c51a2bdd934413b6154da9105d7f009067.jpg)
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 14, 2013, 03:04:52 PM
Oh yeah! Gérard Depardieu wins.
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: mr hoppy on November 14, 2013, 03:47:33 PM
Welcome onboard Nailer. Don't let the roasting put you off. The guys are very helpful... on other threads.
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: DEMPSEY on November 14, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
yeah welcome to the forum ye say hello and it starts all the chaps and even chappettes nattering. :)
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: LordEoin on November 15, 2013, 04:55:06 AM
It's perfectly acceptable for an introduction thread to go off on a tangent!
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Nailer on November 15, 2013, 01:35:38 PM
Thanks Guys.

Not put off....         Yet.!   ;)


Although I have to say, some of that left me a little speechless... (ie. the gooble gobble, I wonder can I get it in Xtra Vision.?).


Living down in the Sunny South East, between Kilkenny and Carlow.
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Damofto on November 15, 2013, 04:05:02 PM
Welcome aboard Nailer, where are you based?
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: mr hoppy on November 15, 2013, 10:50:55 PM
Quote from: LordEoin on November 15, 2013, 04:55:06 AM
It's perfectly acceptable for an introduction thread to go off on a tangent!

quite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRE8-nYVjCU
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Ciderhead on November 15, 2013, 11:39:15 PM
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits, its hard out here for a bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: mr hoppy on November 15, 2013, 11:44:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLph6ePNkGQ
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Dara on November 16, 2013, 12:00:11 AM
Hi nailer got to say that
is a fairly impressive welcome you got there. Although I did find that ladies comments at the end of gobble gobble a bit disparaging. Back on topic and retangental, belt out a few brews, get yourself a tesla coil and perfect a gobble gobble pale ale. Welcome aboard.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sL9bq3YmHJo
Title: Re: Brewer Beginner
Post by: Dunkel on November 16, 2013, 08:02:33 PM
Hi Nailer,
Welcome to the madhouse. As you can read, some members are a little over-enthusiastic; probably drinking a little of their produce whilst posting. Not all of us are crazy (but it helps  :P ).