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Title: Things you ponder
Post by: DEMPSEY on December 13, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
Thinks you ponder while you imbibe. Do English dogs understand what French dogs are saying as you they speak the same. Would a french dog bark "le woofe" :-\
Do penguins have nee's.  :-\
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: delzep on December 13, 2013, 09:33:40 PM
How do blind people know when to stop wiping....
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: LordEoin on December 13, 2013, 10:14:41 PM
how are michael jackson's kids white?
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: delzep on December 13, 2013, 10:18:29 PM
does a ducks fart echo?
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Ciderhead on December 13, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
Why do men have nipples?
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: delzep on December 13, 2013, 10:32:44 PM
Quote from: CH on December 13, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
Why do men have nipples?

to allow for middle age manboobs
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Bazza on December 13, 2013, 10:37:23 PM
How come no one at the BBC has noticed that Miranda Hart isn't funny?

-Barry
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Ciderhead on December 13, 2013, 10:46:57 PM
Quote from: delzep on December 13, 2013, 10:32:44 PM
Quote from: CH on December 13, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
Why do men have nipples?

to allow for middle age manboobs

Oh sorry didn't realise it was a Q&A :P
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: delzep on December 13, 2013, 10:47:37 PM
all good questions deserve a crap answer
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: LordEoin on December 13, 2013, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: CH on December 13, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
Why do men have nipples?
I actually know this one! It's because the nipples form before the sex is decided. We all start off female.
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Bazza on December 13, 2013, 10:53:53 PM
Did Betty Boo ever finish the Do?

-Barry
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Covey on December 13, 2013, 10:58:02 PM
Quote from: delzep on December 13, 2013, 09:33:40 PM
How do blind people know when to stop wiping....
I

Smell?

Shite
Shit
Shitty
Shound
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Bazza on December 13, 2013, 11:03:43 PM
Why did Ford name some of their cars after low-quality porn mags? (e.g. Escort, Fiesta)
Will they come out with a Ford Razzle at some point in the future?

Or a Ford Barely Legal Hobbit Sluts?


-Barry
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: delzep on December 13, 2013, 11:08:58 PM
Capri sounds a bit like a porn mag too
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Bazza on December 13, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: delzep on December 13, 2013, 11:08:58 PM
Capri sounds a bit like a porn mag too

And Mondeo just doesn't. Unless it features middle-aged ladies in anoraks and driving gloves.

-Barry
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: delzep on December 13, 2013, 11:29:44 PM
Quote from: Bazza on December 13, 2013, 11:27:13 PM
Quote from: delzep on December 13, 2013, 11:08:58 PM
Capri sounds a bit like a porn mag too

And Mondeo just doesn't. Unless it features middle-aged ladies in anoraks and driving gloves.

-Barry
(http://i.imgur.com/9dFAUNj.gif)
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: mr hoppy on December 14, 2013, 12:09:20 AM
Quote from: LordEoin on December 13, 2013, 10:14:41 PM
how are michael jackson's kids white?

Michael Jasckson was white.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_US2uPnRLukI/S64h159PX3I/AAAAAAAAAR0/_zjW54gZm44/s400/michaeljackson.jpg)

Didn't know he had kids though.
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: ferg on December 14, 2013, 10:29:14 AM
Why is there no brick and mortar HB shop in Dublin??  :P
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: Ciderhead on December 14, 2013, 10:31:51 AM
Rent


Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: UpsidedownA (Andrew) on December 14, 2013, 10:48:35 AM
Quote from: LordEoin on December 13, 2013, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: CH on December 13, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
Why do men have nipples?
I actually know this one! It's because the nipples form before the gender is decided. We all start off female.
You mean sex, not gender. Gender is a social thing.
Title: Re: Things you ponder
Post by: LordEoin on December 14, 2013, 12:16:08 PM
whatever, updated