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General Discussions => The Beer Board => Topic started by: admin on January 04, 2014, 12:37:49 AM

Title: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: admin on January 04, 2014, 12:37:49 AM
i.e. what awesome names can you peeps think of for your own beers?

Thinking "Money Nut Brown Ale" meself ;)
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: David on January 04, 2014, 10:10:22 AM
Plagiarising Hitch Hiker's  Guide to The Galaxy "pan galactic gargle blaster"


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Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: Tom on January 04, 2014, 10:42:30 AM
I've so far resisted acronymising my Irish Red Ales. Especially when not served under artificial pressure, from a traditional cask, through a beer engine.
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: Shane Phelan on January 04, 2014, 10:54:10 AM
Ronk

(with nothing else only the legal stuff and a different colour for each style)

Like this:
(http://pingmag.jp/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/japan-craft-beer-design-kagua.jpg)
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: delzep on January 04, 2014, 12:38:24 PM
I'd call mine "Aware"


Think of all the free advertising with this logo everywhere

(http://i.imgur.com/EFLuKHJ.jpg)
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: DEMPSEY on January 04, 2014, 12:45:06 PM
My Brown Ale of course is Monkey Butt Brown ale
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: delzep on January 04, 2014, 12:50:46 PM
Quote from: DEMPSEY on January 04, 2014, 12:45:06 PM
My Brown Ale of course is Monkey Butt Brown ale

You entering it into the Liffey Brewers comp?  ::)
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: DEMPSEY on January 04, 2014, 12:55:08 PM
I considered a Beer that people with a penchant for delicate tastes and so it be brewed light in colour and flavoured with coconut and a good white fluffy head. The bottle image would have an Irish leprechaun sitting on the shoulders of a gorgeous Polynesian girl as she rides a surf board on a white foam of beer.
Tahiti Snow Beer. :)
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: biertourist on January 30, 2014, 08:26:03 PM
"Oxymoron" - A "Kristal Quadruple Black IPA"  -Like a triple IPA but even stronger and hoppier, like a black IPA except the "Kristal" modifier means that it's perfectly clear.  The production method involves putting 300 grams of American hop pellets into a 22oz bomber bottle and filling the bottle to the neck with vodka.

It should take RateBeer and BeerAdvocate by storm and become an official BJCP style in no time at all.


Adam
Title: Re: If you brewed a beer commercially, what would you call it?
Post by: biertourist on January 30, 2014, 08:30:00 PM
"A Fool and His Money" -A limited run quadruple hop brewed beer put into 750ml caged and corked bottles -$20 each.  Just take a keg of miller and dry hop it with 200grams of Cascade and Citra and bottle it.