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General Discussions => Brewing Communities => Garden County Brewers => Topic started by: Damo on April 09, 2014, 09:00:51 PM

Title: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Damo on April 09, 2014, 09:00:51 PM
Meet Bastereaud :)

Garden county brewers new grain disposal unit ;D

(http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s396/DamianFahy/Bastereaud%20the%20pig/th_IMG_0912_zps81e3aa7b.jpg) (http://s1049.photobucket.com/user/DamianFahy/media/Bastereaud%20the%20pig/IMG_0912_zps81e3aa7b.jpg.html)

See Fishjam45 for details.

Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 09, 2014, 09:06:58 PM
he sure loves his grain!!!!
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: mcgrath on April 09, 2014, 09:11:29 PM
Haha! Great name..
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Shanna on April 09, 2014, 09:45:09 PM
Fish jam is your porcine friend available for a bit of grain disposal? I have roughly 10 kilos of spent grain to get rid of?

Shanna
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: CARA on April 09, 2014, 09:49:46 PM
I want one! We were gonna get a dog for the new house but I would MUCH prefer a little porky
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 09, 2014, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: Shanna on April 09, 2014, 09:45:09 PM
Fish jam is your porcine friend available for a bit of grain disposal? I have roughly 10 kilos of spent grain to get rid of?

Shanna
Yep, he's available for all your grain disposal needs. 10kg? he'll be delighted!
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 09, 2014, 09:53:19 PM
Quote from: CARA on April 09, 2014, 09:49:46 PM
I want one! We were gonna get a dog for the new house but I would MUCH prefer a little porky
He's a great character alright
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: CARA on April 09, 2014, 09:54:30 PM
What breed is he? What sort of size would he grow to and where does he live? Just in the back garden or sleep in the kitchen or what? Would the garden be destroyed?
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Shanna on April 09, 2014, 10:12:54 PM
Quote from: CARA on April 09, 2014, 09:49:46 PM
I want one! We were gonna get a dog for the new house but I would MUCH prefer a little porky
Something tells me that it would not stay little for long :)

Shanna
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 09, 2014, 10:17:11 PM
he lives with the sister and brother in law down the road so I'll find out the breed specifics and get back to you.
He lives outside and they move his pen around because he does love a good dig!
I'd be pretty sure if he was let loose in your garden he'd have it re-arranged for you
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 09, 2014, 10:18:47 PM
nah, he's a family pet along with the dogs, chickens, ducks and rabbits.
The 2 lambs they bought the other day are a different story though . . .
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 09, 2014, 10:25:25 PM
Just a quickie, could the grain be as fresh as possible? I think it turns sour quite quickly
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Shanna on April 09, 2014, 11:09:55 PM
Quote from: fishjam45 on April 09, 2014, 10:25:25 PM
Just a quickie, could the grain be as fresh as possible? I think it turns sour quite quickly
Well that's me scuppered then as the grain is from last weekend. I will though keep you in mind for future brews. Where are you based?

Shanna
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Damien M on April 10, 2014, 08:35:15 AM
I believe the grain should only be a few(2-3)days old and should not be their exclusive diet as it can give them colic, but that might just be Cow, the colic that is!!
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: irish_goat on April 10, 2014, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: Damien M on April 10, 2014, 08:35:15 AM
I believe the grain should only be a few(2-3)days old and should not be their exclusive diet as it can give them colic, but that might just be Cow, the colic that is!!

Horses as well. Also can cause a horse to go mental as they'll be full of energy but will be stuck in a field and not able to burn it off.
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on April 10, 2014, 11:20:27 AM
Enjoying his breakfast of Leftover grain from the Barley Wine

Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Damo on August 19, 2014, 11:37:16 PM
It's with regret I have to announce the demise of poor bastereaud.  >:(

Gone on his hol's to the big farm in the sky!!!
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Shanna on August 19, 2014, 11:46:32 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 19, 2014, 11:37:16 PM
It's with regret I have to announce the demise of poor bastereaud.  >:(

Gone on his hol's to the big farm in the sky!!!
Fishjam, what happened him? I thought he was supposed to be a pet? I hope he has not over done it on the grain :(

Shanna
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: LordEoin on August 20, 2014, 12:55:00 AM
Sorry to hear it.
Although his liver would probably be fantastic after so much grain...
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: DEMPSEY on August 20, 2014, 10:50:17 AM
Jasus are we lucky that these animals are dumb. Imagine if they knew their fate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on August 20, 2014, 07:58:41 PM
Yep, its true what damo says . . . Poor fella has gone to brewers heaven.
Bit of a long story but the main points involve him escaping, reaching the landlords immaculate landscaped lawn and rest is history, sadly.
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Shanna on August 20, 2014, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: fishjam45 on August 20, 2014, 07:58:41 PM
Yep, its true what damo says . . . Poor fella has gone to brewers heaven.
Bit of a long story but the main points involve him escaping, reaching the landlords immaculate landscaped lawn and rest is history, sadly.
Jesus bit severe on the poor pig to have him dispatched over somebodies lawn. I hope he properly fucked it up :)

Shanna
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: fishjam45 (Colin) on August 20, 2014, 08:20:30 PM
I didnt see it but I was told that he rightly f*cked it up.
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: Shanna on August 20, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: fishjam45 on August 20, 2014, 08:20:30 PM
I didnt see it but I was told that he rightly f*cked it up.
Good for him :)
Title: Re: Grain disposal unit
Post by: DEMPSEY on August 20, 2014, 08:45:51 PM
So as faced the might of the landlord he proclaimed "I AM SPARTAGUS"as spoken in oink. :P