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General Discussions => Chit Chat => Topic started by: DEMPSEY on August 18, 2014, 11:41:06 AM

Title: Questions asked and concidered
Post by: DEMPSEY on August 18, 2014, 11:41:06 AM
Often thought of the sort of Questions asked and considered when one is relaxing with friends and consuming a fine beer.

Why does your skin go wrinkly in the bath.

Why is a modern toilet not designed to make you squat thereby getting a good crap.

Do Penguins have nee's.

Title: Re: Questions asked and concidered
Post by: Garry on August 18, 2014, 11:45:36 AM
This could be the beginning of a megathread  :D

If teflon is non stick, how do they stick it to the frying pans?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
Title: Re: Questions asked and concidered
Post by: Garry on August 18, 2014, 11:57:25 AM
If they can make the black box on a plane indestructible, why can't they just make the whole plane indestructible?

If you toasted a cat, then butter it's back, which way would it land when dropped from a height?
Title: Re: Questions asked and concidered
Post by: Tom on August 18, 2014, 12:03:19 PM
What the f*ck is a 'woodchuck'?!