Valentines in South Africa

[Eoin]

Roses are red, violets are glorious, never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

[Ciderhead]

that is just sick and inappropriate, but here are some more I got by txt

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day... shoot all over his wife's face... and imagine it was someone else?
What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...
20 years.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
DO NOT buy Oscar Pistorius socks for Valentines Day, lesson learnt.
Oscar Pistorious; doing what every man dreams about on Valentine's Day.

[Rats]

Come on guys you hurting my feelings...........