DEAL OF A LIFETIME. DON'T MISS OUT!

[Alex Lawes]

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Listen up guys! Have I got a deal for you 

Everybody loves brewing.
The smells, the buzz of the extractor fan, your significant other's complaints about finding hops in the toaster!

But here at Cellarman, we want to take things to the next level and provide homebrewers with a quick and easy
ONE STOP SHOP to making drinking a joy again.

That's why we're selling this beautiful

VINTAGE LAGER KIT! PRE-BREWED!!!


You read that right! I've got this radical vintage and cellared lager kit that could be yours for only €29.99!
(+ €64.38 processing and handling fees)

I've been sitting on this bad boy for 3 years now, and it's just about ready to be savored by you.



So take the stress out of your Sundays and get to the point! Buy this pre-brewed lager kit today from Celbridge's only straight-to-the-point homebrew shop and start drinking again!
For everyone's sake!

'Offer not to be confused with gone-off can of Heineken I found in my bag from a festival three years ago.
This is a no frills lager kit to get you straight to the point of drinking with no fuss or mess.'


Get in touch today!

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[LordEoin]

What a bargain!!! 
I'd be in like flynn but I actually found 6 of the smaller glas kits by this manufacturer in my car this morning...

[Alex Lawes]

Unfortunate you didn't catch this deal earlier Eoin!

You could have availed of this deal with 5% off for all NHC members.

You heard that right guys!!!

Yes,

This could be yours for marginally less than the stated price for a stale can of lager!

Any if you contact now.. you'll get this free...

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Call today!

[LordEoin]

How much for Giggsy on his own?
Maybe I'll do it as a group buy and split it out for individual resale.
might even get that sweet poster for nothing then.

[Garry]

Are you sure that poster is genuine? How could the manufacturer of leaving-cert calculators possibly afford to sponsor Man United? Besides, you can't even see his feet and that scribble across his shorts doesn't hide your juvenile attempt to draw a love pump.

As discreet as your ads are Mr Lawes, they're starting to get annoying. There's a heated discussion going on at the moment in the members only area of the Free Masons forum on illuminati-sisterhood.com. And between you and me and the internet, you're getting the brunt of it. Don't even try getting in there because no one is going to show YOU the handshake (unless you pay us €10.60 of course).

[Alex Lawes]

Lads are ye buying the can or not?

[Bazza]

Lads are ye buying the can or not?

Could I take her out for a spin?

I've a couple of others to look at, mind.

-Barry

[CARA]

I ordered one of these of ya this morning and still hasnt fuckin arrived! What's the craic there man?

[Alex Lawes]

DHL said the address provided was just a raft by the side of the road in Tipp covered in empty rennie packets. You were probably down the shops buying rennies when they called.

[imark]

DHL said the address provided was just a raft by the side of the road in Tipp covered in empty rennie packets. You were probably down the shops buying rennies when they called.

You paint a beautiful picture

[imark]

Jesus Tube...11464 posts! You should have marked the occasion with something a bit special

[Alex Lawes]

Guys you have your own forum for chats. Please be aware that the for sale section is for special offers and amazing deals.
I've got a business to run here.

[Shane Phelan]

Offer €14.53.

[imark]

Sorry Alex. I'll go to 2.03. But that's my first and final offer

[imark]

Free rennies?