The joke thread.

[LordEoin]

Just saw this on facebook, talking about craft beer talkers:

[Eoin]

A blonde is driving in her car and hears on the radio that 2 Brazilian men have been killed. She starts crying and turns to her boyfriend and asks "How many is a Brazilian?"

[johnrm]

Gotta love 'muricans...

[Leann ull]

[johnrm]

Spotted on a Dutch CV.
I think they need to work on their English...

[Leann ull]

I'm putting my missus back on the pill to prevent unexpected arrivals

[DEMPSEY]

whats the difference between a chick pea and a kidney bean?

donald trumps never had a kidney bean on his face

[JDC]

Seamus and Micko head over to London to donate sperm.  It was a disaster; Seamus came on the bus and Micko missed the Tube.

[mick02]

I didn't miss it completely I got some of it on the side

[JDC]

Sorry Mick02, I'm almost afraid to tell the rest of the story now.  But only almost, so here goes:

Dejected after the sperm donation went so badly wrong, Seamus and Micko decided to console themselves with a pub crawl around London.  However, with barely a penny between them, Seamus was concerned.  Micko however came up with a plan and found a butchers where he purchased a sausage.  They then proceeded to the nearest watering hole, ordered 2 pints and 2 chasers, downed them both.  Quick as a flash, Micko stuck the sausage through the zip in his jeans and Seamus knelt down before him and started sucking on the sausage.  The Barman, disgusted at the scene, escorted them both off the premises without any money changing hands.  With the plan in full swing, the two lads set off on their pub crawl, getting kicked out of every pub along the way, but not before downing their free pints and chasers.  By about the 12th pub, Seamus says to Micko 'can we switch places, my knees are killing me?' to which Micko replies, 'you think you got problems?  I lost the feckin' sausage in the second pub'.

[Leann ull]

[Qs]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-brew-your-own-beer-55270

[Leann ull]

Shit Step 4, my secrets out, but I don't use Mozart tho 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfxZRBm3EY

[Dunkel]

So what does this say about Miller?

https://www.facebook.com/brew2bottle/videos/245013948964344/

[Leann ull]

Wtf!
Special Delivery just sign here

http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/postal-worker-who-pleasured-himself-through-letterbox-caught-on-cctv-making-unwanted-delivery-35485886.html