Things you ponder

[DEMPSEY]

Thinks you ponder while you imbibe. Do English dogs understand what French dogs are saying as you they speak the same. Would a french dog bark "le woofe"
Do penguins have nee's. 

[delzep]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping....

[LordEoin]

how are michael jackson's kids white?

[delzep]

does a ducks fart echo?

[Ciderhead]

Why do men have nipples?

[delzep]

Why do men have nipples?

to allow for middle age manboobs

[Bazza]

How come no one at the BBC has noticed that Miranda Hart isn't funny?

-Barry

[Ciderhead]

Why do men have nipples?

to allow for middle age manboobs

Oh sorry didn't realise it was a Q&A

[delzep]

all good questions deserve a crap answer

[LordEoin]

Why do men have nipples?

I actually know this one! It's because the nipples form before the sex is decided. We all start off female.

[Bazza]

Did Betty Boo ever finish the Do?

-Barry

[Covey]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping....

I

Smell?

Shite
Shit
Shitty
Shound

[Bazza]

Why did Ford name some of their cars after low-quality porn mags? (e.g. Escort, Fiesta)
Will they come out with a Ford Razzle at some point in the future?

Or a Ford Barely Legal Hobbit Sluts?


-Barry

[delzep]

Capri sounds a bit like a porn mag too

[Bazza]

Capri sounds a bit like a porn mag too

And Mondeo just doesn't. Unless it features middle-aged ladies in anoraks and driving gloves.

-Barry