Questions asked and concidered

[DEMPSEY]

Often thought of the sort of Questions asked and considered when one is relaxing with friends and consuming a fine beer.

Why does your skin go wrinkly in the bath.

Why is a modern toilet not designed to make you squat thereby getting a good crap.

Do Penguins have nee's.

[Garry]

This could be the beginning of a megathread 

If teflon is non stick, how do they stick it to the frying pans?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

[Garry]

If they can make the black box on a plane indestructible, why can't they just make the whole plane indestructible?

If you toasted a cat, then butter it's back, which way would it land when dropped from a height?

[Tom]

What the f*ck is a 'woodchuck'?!