The joke thread.

[johnrm]

He can speak French, even in Russian..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgiTeXKOOc

[Chris]

Anyone have a recipe for this

[nigel_c]

Buckfast and Viagra

[Greg2013]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52goNx1zkkU

[DEMPSEY]

Its true that dogs are man's best friend.On a recent shopping trip I locked the wife and the dog in the car and guess who was more pleased to see me when i returned to open the boot?

[Garry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeEgj6qk3I

[Qs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52goNx1zkkU

Henry is white in heaven?

[MUL-BRU]

GENIUS.....

[DamienE]

Guy goes to a farriers for a job interview & was asked
"Have you ever shoed a horse?"

To which he replied:
"No. But I once told a donkey to fuck-off!"

[Eoin]

I've deleted all the German contacts off my mobile phone, now it's Hans free.

[Eoin]

What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

[Eoin]

I got a Chinese take away last night. I got out the car and heard the bag rustle, so I looked over and I saw a pair of eyss looking out at me, then disappear back inside. I was so scared I nearly shit myself, I looked again and saw the eyes looking at me and then disappear again, I ran back into the shop with the bag and I asked the Chinese owner what the fuck was going on, he said, "You no worry, it Peking duck."

[DEMPSEY]

So whose being spending alot of time with the kids .

[Eoin]

When clowns divorce, it can be a nasty custardy battle.

[LordEoin]

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?




One's really heavy but the other's a little lighter...