The joke thread.

[DEMPSEY]

What do you call a northsider in a 3 piece suit.....The defendant
What do you call a northsider in a 4 bedroomed house...a burglar

[Will_D]

What do you call a northsider in a 3 piece suit.....The defendant
What do you call a northsider in a 4 bedroomed house...a burglar

Well thats your North side support link Permanentley Cut!

[Eoin]

What do you call a northsider in a 3 piece suit.....The defendant
What do you call a northsider in a 4 bedroomed house...a burglar

Well thats your North side support link Permanentley Cut!

What about a taffy sheepshagger joke?

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[alealex]

Not only for winemakers 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8nr7rvRRpM

[Bzfeale80]

+1

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[DEMPSEY]

What's all green and slimy and turns red at a press of a button. a frog in a liquidiser.

[alealex]

+1

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One of my favourite  those two are great guys.

[Bzfeale80]

How about this prank a few kiwis pulled on their mate? 

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/best-prank-ever-kiwi-pranksters-plumb-mate8217s-house-with-beer/story-fnet0he2-1226721533181#ooid=s3eHVtZTqImRDN4r69mt3TEMvHB0gu0M

[alealex]

Woman is like a casino:
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

[RichC]

Women is like a casino:
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

My wife doesn't find that joke anywhere near as funny as I do!!!!

[DEMPSEY]

Ye do know that God gave women orgasm's so they could practice their moaning

[Ciderhead]

http://youtu.be/D19lSXQ1a-8

[HomeBrewWest]

I want that app!

[Will_D]

I want that app!

And then you'd need:

"Customers who bought this app also bought "Imitation Rubber Cockroaches: 10 off as you won't get many returned by the girls"

[DEMPSEY]

Indian buyer for the Indian reservation comes to town to buy monthly needs. Has a small budget so after ordering the sacks of food he looks for toilet paper. $1 a roll said the shopkeeper, "too dear do you have anything else", "I have this wrapping paper for 10 cents a roll" said shopkeeper. He takes the paper and so the next month he calls in to buy the monthly needs and the shopkeeper says he has more of this paper but the Indian says "no we not want no John Wayne paper because its tough,strong and take no shit from an Indian".