The joke thread.

[johnrm]

Echo, Echo, echo...

[Sorcerers Apprentice]

Echo, Echo, echo...

Not only do they almost have the same name  but now they're telling the same jokes 

[Bazza]

Echo, Echo, echo...

Not only do they almost have the same name  but now they're telling the same jokes 

...from the BBC website, I might add:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927

-Barry

[LordEoin]

oops, didn't notice..
I told it better anyway.

[Eoin]

[Qs]

Alaska itself was named for the French phrase meaning "in the style of ska."

[Eoin]

I was offered sex today with a beautiful nubile 21 year old girl. In exchange for that I only had to advertise some bathroom cleaning product to my friends. I refused of course because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon or vanilla scent.

[Leann ull]

Why has that guy got a mash spoon in his bed?

[Eoin]

Why has that guy got a mash spoon in his bed?

He's just about to hit strike temperature CH.

[Leann ull]

Oh, I thought he was stirring his grains to avoid dough balls

[LordEoin]

How do you kill a circus?

Stab it in the Jugular! 

[nigel_c]

Bit of clean up done?

[Leann ull]

Probably for the best...

[LordEoin]

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a poop."

[Eoin]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.